You’dbea10!!!

LittleJohnnywassittinginclassoneday.Allofthesudden,heneededtogotothebathroom.Heyelledout,MissJones,Ineedtotakeapiss!!Theteacherreplied,Now,Johnny,thatisNOTtheproperwordtouseinthissituation.Thecorrectwordyouwanttouseis'urinate.'Pleaseusetheword'urinate'inasentencecorrectly,andIwillallowyoutogo.LittleJohnnythinksforabit,thensays,You'reaneight,butifyouwouldletmegopiss,you'dbeaten!!!