TGIF

Ablondegetsinanelevatorandseesamanstandingthere.Shetellshim,TGIF,sir,towhichhereplies,S-H-I-T,ma'am.Surprised,shereplies,Excuseme,Iwasjusttryingtobenice,TGIFstandsfor'Thankgoodnessit'sFriday.'Themanreplies,SHITstandsfor'Sorryhoneyit'sThursday.'