Bartender:Well,FIRSTyouhavetodrinkthatwholegallonofpeppertequila,theWHOLEthingatonceAND,youcan`tmakeafacewhiledoingit.SECOND,there`sa`gatoroutbackwithasoretooth...youhavetoremoveitwithyourbarehands.THIRD,there`sawomanup-stairswho`sneverhadanorgasm.Yougottamakethingsrightforher.
Man:Well,asmuchasIwouldlovefreebeer,Iwon`tdoit.Youhavetobenutstodrinkagallonofpeppertequilaandtherequirementsgetcrazierfromthere.
Well,astimegoesonandthemandrinksafew,heasks,Wherezzatteeqeelah?Hegrabsthegallonoftequillawithbothhands,anddownsitwithabigslurpandtearsstreamingdownhisface.Nexthestaggersoutbackandsoonallthepeopleinsidehearthemostfrighteningroaringandthumping,thensilence.Themanstaggersbackintothebar,hisshirtrippedandbigscratchesalloverhisbody.NowhesaysWhere`sthatwomanwiththesoretooth?
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