Thefarmersays,There'salwaysbeenbeesaroundhere,butinthe30yearsI'veownedthefarm,I'veneverbeenstungonce.I'lltellyouwhat.Takeoffyourclothesandletmetieyoutothattreeoverthere.Ifyou'restungbyasinglebee,I'llgiveyouthefarmfornothing.Butifyoudon'tgetstung,youhavetobuythefarmatmyaskingprice.
Theguyfiguresthepossibilityofafreefarmistoogoodtopassup,soheagreestothefarmer'sdeal.Thefarmertieshimnakedtothetreeandgoestoworkinthefields.Afewhourslater,thefarmerreturns,onlytofindthemaninastateoftotalexhaustion.He'sacompletewreck.Hiskneesarebucklingandtheonlythingsholdinghimuparethetinystrapssecuringhimtothetreetrunk.Thefarmerisshocked.Whatonearthhappenedtoyou?You'reamess!Didthebeesgetyou?
No,saystheman,butdoesn'tthatCalfhaveamother?
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