ThefirstmousedownsashotofJackDaniel's,slamstheglassontothebar,turnstothesecondmouseandsays,WhenIseeamousetrap,Ilieonmybackandsetitoffwithmyfoot.Whenthebarcomesdown,Icatchitinmyteeth,benchpressittwentytimestoworkupanappetite,andthenmakeoffwiththecheese.
ThesecondmouseordersuptwoshotsofBombaySapphire,downsthemboth,slamseachglassintothebar,turnstothefirstmouse,andreplies:Yeah,wellwhenIseeratpoison,IcollectasmuchasIcan,takeithome,grindituptoapowder,andaddittomycoffeeeachmorningsoIcangetagoodbuzzgoingfortherestoftheday.Thefirstmouseandthesecondmousethenturntothethirdmouse.
Thethirdmouseletsoutalongsighandsaystothefirsttwo,Idon'thavetimeforthisbullshit.Igottagohomeandf_ckthecat.
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