Wearestillpissinginthewind.
2.EXTENSIVEREPORTISBEINGPREPAREDON
AFRESHAPPROACHTOTHEPROBLEM...
Wejusthiredthreekidsfreshoutofcollege.
3.CLOSEPROJECTCOORDINATION...
Weknowwhotoblame.
4.MAJORTECHNOLOGICALBREAKTHROUGH...
ItworksOK,butlooksveryhi-tech.
5.CUSTOMERSATISFACTIONISDELIVEREDASSURED...
Wearesofarbehindschedulethecustomer
ishappytogetitdelivered.
6.PRELIMINARYOPERATIONALTESTSWEREINCONCLUSIVE...
Thedarnthingblewupwhenwethrewtheswitch.
7.TESTRESULTSWEREEXTREMELYGRATIFYING...
Wearesosurprisedthatthestupidthingworks.
8.THEENTIRECONCEPTWILLHAVETOBEABANDONED...
Theonlypersonwhounderstoodthethingquit.
9.ITISINTHEPROCESS...
Itissowrappedupinredtapethatthesituationisabouthopeless.
10.WEWILLLOOKINTOIT...
Forgetit!Wehaveenoughproblemsfornow.
11.PLEASENOTEANDINITIAL...
Let'sspreadtheresponsibilityforthescrewup.
12.GIVEUSTHEBENEFITOFYOURTHINKING...
We'lllistentowhatyouhavetosayaslongasit
doesn'tinterferewithwhatwe'vealreadydone.
13.GIVEUSYOURINTERPRETATION...
Ican'twaittohearthisbull!
14.SEEMEorLET'SDISCUSS...
Comeintomyoffice,I'mlonely.
15.ALLNEW...
Codenotinterchangeablewiththepreviousdesign.
16.YEARSOFDEVELOPMENT...Itfinallyworked!
17.LOWMAINTENANCE...
Impossibletofixifbroken.
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