TheWorkVirus

TheWorkVirusThisisserious...aWORKvirusisontheloose...Ifyoureceiveanysortofworkatall,whetherviae-mail,Internet,orsimplyhandedtoyoubyacolleague...DONOTOPENIT!Theworkvirushasbeencirculatingroundourbuildingformonthsandthosewhohavebeentemptedtoopenitorevenlookatithavefoundthattheirsociallifeisdeletedandthebrainceasestofunctionproperly.Ifyoudoencounterworkviae-mail,thentotransmogrifythevirus,sendane-mailtoyourbosswiththewords,I'vehadenoughofyourshit...I'moffdowntothepub.Theworkshouldautomaticallybeforgottenbyyourbrainandyourcareerwillnowbesuccessfullydestroyed.Ifyoureceiveworkinpaperdocumentform,simplyliftthedocumentanddragtoyourwastepaperbinanddepositthere.Putonyourcoatandskiptothenearestpubwithtwofriendsandorder3pints.Afterrepeatingthisaction14timesyouwillfindthatworkwillnolongertroubleyou.Sendthismessagetoeveryoneinyourmailbox.Ifyoudonothaveanyoneinyourmailbox,thenI'mafraidtheworkvirushasalreadycorruptedyourlife.Gooutandgetsomefriendsyousadbastard!