aregivingyouthefinger.
9.TheBearsexhibitisnothingmorethantheguyscutfrom
thefootballteamduringtrainingcamp.
8.Thestripesonthezebratendtopeelawayintheheat.
7.TheZookeeperalwayswantstotaketheRhinoforawalk.
6.TheLioninthelioncagecloselyresembles
theonefromTheLionKing.
5.ThealligatorintheReptilesexhibitisnothingmore
thantheUniversityofFlorida'sMascot.
4.Ifyoudeposit50cents,thegiraffewillmagicallyappearandtalktoyou.
3.AsktheTourGuidetoomanyquestionsandyou'resuddenly
dippedinsomesortofsauceandplacedintheTigersden.
2.NotonlydoestheElephantappeartobetwoguysinatwo
partElephantsuitbutitsalwaysgropingthecustomers.
1.Twowords:HippoDogs!
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