2.Setallthealarmclockstogooffattenminuteintervalsthroughouttheday.
3.Challengeothercustomerstoduelswithtubesofgiftwrap.
4.Leavecrypticmessagesonthetypewriters.
5.Re-dressthemannequinsasyouseefit.
6.Walkuptoanemployeeandtellhiminanofficialtone,'Ithinkwe'vegotaCode3inHousewares,'andseewhathappens.
7.Playwiththeautomaticdoors.
8.Whilewalkingthroughtheclothingdepartment,askyourselfloudenoughforalltohear,'WhoBUYSthiscrap,anyway?'
9.Rideadisplaybicyclethroughthestore;claimyou'retakingitfora'testdrive.'
10.Asthecashierrunsyourpurchasesoverthescanner,lookmesmerizedandsay,'Wow.Magic!'
11.PutM&M'sonlayaway.
12.Move'Caution:WetFloor'signstocarpetedareas.
13.Testthefishingrodsandseewhatyoucan'catch'fromtheotheraisles.
14.Drapeablanketaroundyourshouldersandrunaroundsaying,'...I'mBatman.Come,Robin--totheBatcave!'
15.TPasmuchofthestoreaspossible.
16.Randomlythrowthingsoverintoneighboringaisles.
17.Playwiththecalculatorssothattheyallspell'hello'upsidedown.
18.Whentwoorthreepeoplearewalkingaheadofyou,runbetweenthem,yelling,'RedRover!'
19.Makeupnonsenseproductsandasknewlyhiredemployeesifthereareanyinstock,i.e.,'DoyouhaveanyShnerpleshere?'
20.TakeupanentireaisleinToysbysettingupafullscalebattlefieldwithG.I.Joesvs.theX-Men.
21.Whilehandlinggunsinthehuntingdepartment,suddenlyasktheclerkifheknowswheretheanti-depressantsare.Actasspasticaspossible.
22.Holdindoorshoppingcartraces.
23.Dartaroundsuspiciouslywhilehummingthethemefrom'Mission:Impossible.'
24.Attempttofitintoverylargegymbags.
25.Saythingslike,'WouldyoubesokindastodirectmetoyourTwinkies?'
26.Setupa'ValetParking'signinfrontofthestore.
27.Twowords:'MarcoPolo.'
28.Intheautodepartment,practiceyour'Madonna'lookwithvariousfunnels.
29.Whensomeonestepsawayfromtheircarttolookatsomething,quicklymakeoffwithitwithoutsayingaword.
30.Whenanannouncementcomesovertheloudspeaker,assumethefetalpositionandscream,'No,no!It'sthosevoicesagain!'
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