Areyouharboringafugitive?HuYuHaiDing?
SeemeA.S.A.P.-KumHiaNao
StupidMan-DumGai
SmallHorse-TaiNiPoNi
Yourpriceistoohigh!!!-NoBaiDamThing!!
Didyougotothebeach?-WaiYuSoTan
Ibumpedintoacoffeetable-AiBangMaiNi
Ithinkyouneedafacelift-ChinTuFat
It'sverydarkinhere-WaiSoDim?
Hasyourflightbeendelayed?-HaoLongWeiTing?
Thatwasanunauthorizedexecution-LinChing
Ithoughtyouwereonadiet-WaiYuMunChing?
Thisisatowawayzone-NoPahKing
DoyouknowlyricstotheMacarena?-WaiYuSingDumSong?
Youarenotverybright-YuSoDum
Igotthisforfree-AiNoPei
Iamnotguilty-WaiHangMi?
Please,stayawhilelonger-WaiGoNao?
Meetingwasscheduledfornextweek-WaiYouKumNao
Theyhavearrived-HiaDeiKum
Stayoutofsight-LeiLo
He'scleaninghisautomobile-WaShingKa
Heisafatman-WunFatGai
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