Hasanyoneseenmywatch?
Thatwassomepartylastnight.
Ican'trememberwhenI'vebeenthatdrunk.
Damn!Page47ofthemanualismissing!
Wellthisbookdoesn'tsaythat...
Whateditionisyourmanual?
OK,nowtakeapicturefromthisangle.Thisistrulyafreakofnature.
Bettersavethat.We'llneeditfortheautopsy.
Comebackwiththat!BadDog!
Waitaminute,ifthisishisspleen,thenwhat'sthat?
Handmethat...uh...thatuh.....thingie
IfIcanjustrememberhowtheydidthisonERlastweek.
Hey,hasanyoneeversurvived500mlofthisstuffbefore?
Damn,theregothelightsagain...
Yaknow,there'sbigmoneyinkidneys.Hell,theguy'sgottwoof'em.
Everybodystandback!Ilostmycontactlens!
Couldyoustopthatthingfrombeating;it'sthrowingmyconcentrationoff.
IwishIhadn'tforgottenmyglasses.
Wellfolks,thiswillbeanexperimentforallofus.
Steril,shcmeril.
Thefloor'sclean,right?
Whatdoyoumeanhewasn'tinforasexchange!
Whatdoyoumean,he'snotinsured?
Thispatienthasalreadyhadsomekids,amIcorrect?
Nurse,didthispatientsigntheorgandonationcard?
Don'tworry.Ithinkitissharpenough.
WhatdoyoumeanYouwantadivorce!
Idon'tknowwhatitis,buthurryupandpackitinice.
Let'shurry,Idon'twanttomissBayWatch
Thatlaughinggasstuffisprettycool.CanIhavesomemoreofthat?
HeyCharlie,unzipthebagonthatone,he'sstillmoving.
Didthedoctorknowhewouldlooklikethatafterwards?
OfcourseI'veperformedthisoperationbefore,Nurse!
FIRE!FIRE!Everyonegetout!
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