whenshejoinedanuglycontest,theysaidSorry,noprofessionals.
shelooksoutthewindowandgotarrestedformooning.
evenFreddyKruegerhasnightmaresofher.
theypushherfaceintodoughtomakegorillacookies.
theyfilmedGorillasintheMistinhershower
theydidn'tgiveheracostumewhenshetriedoutforStarWars.
insteadofputtingthebungeecordaroundherankle,theyputitaroundherneck
whenacopaskedforherdriverslicensehearrestedherforcarryingaconcealedweapon.
shegets364extradaystodressupforHalloween.
thatshescaredtheshitoutofthetoilet.
shewenttogethernosepierced&gotstabbedintheass!
whenshewalksintoabank,theyturnoffthesurveillancecameras
hermomhadtotieasteakaroundhernecktogetthedogstoplaywithher.
thegovernmentmovedHalloweentoherbirthday.
thatifuglywerebricksshe'dhaveherownprojects.
shemadeanonioncry.
whentheytookhertothebeauticianittook12hours...foraquote!
shetriedtotakeabaththewaterjumpedout!
shelooksoutthewindowandgetsarrested!
evenRiceKrispieswon'ttalktoher!
TedDansenwouldn'tdateher!
forHalloweenshetrickortreatsonthephone!
sheturnedMedusatostone!
TheNHLbannedherforlife
peoplegoasherforHalloween.
thatwhenshesitsinthesandonthebeach,catstrytoburyher.
shescarestheroachesaway.
Iheardthatyourdadfirstmetheratthepound.
thatyourfathertakeshertoworkwithhimsothathedoesn'thavetokisshergoodbye.
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