A:Withanyluck,rightafterhefinishescollege.
Q:HowwillIknowifmyvomitingismorningsicknessortheflu?
A:Ifit'stheflu,you'llgetbetter.
Q:Whatisthemostcommonpregnancycraving?
A:Formentobetheoneswhogetpregnant.
Q:Whatisthemostreliablemethodtodetermineababy'ssex?
A:Childbirth.
Q:ThemorepregnantIget,themoreoftenstrangerssmileatme.Why?
A:'Causeyou'refatterthantheyare.
Q:Mywifeisfivemonthspregnantandsomoodythatsometimesshe'sborderlineirrational.
A:Sowhat'syourquestion?
Q:Howlongistheaveragewomaninlabor?
A:Whatevershesaysdividedbytwo.
Q:Mychildbirthinstructorsaysit'snotpainI'llfeelduringlabor,butpressure.Issheright?
A:Yes,inthesamewaythatatornadomightbecalledanaircurrent.
Q:IsthereanyreasonIhavetobeinthedeliveryroomwhilemywifeisinlabor?
A:Notunlessthewordalimonymeansanythingtoyou.
Q:Doespregnancycausehemorrhoids?
A:Pregnancycausesanythingyouwanttoblameitfor.
Q:DoIhavetohaveababyshower?
A:Notifyouchangethebaby'sdiaperveryquickly.
Q:Ourbabywasbornlastweek.Whenwillmywifebegintofeelandactnormalagain?
A:Whenthekidsareincollege.
Q:ShouldIhaveababyafter35?
A:No,35childrenisenough.
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