Doughboywasburiedinaslightlygreasedcoffin.DozensofcelebritiesturnedoutincludingMrs.Butterworth,HungryJack,BettyCrocker,theHostessTwinkies,CaptainCrunch,BabyRuth,andmanyothers.
ThegravesidewaspiledhighwithfloursaslongtimefriendAuntJemimadeliveredtheeulogydescribingDoughboyasamanwhoneverknewhowmuchhewaskneaded.
Doughboyrosequicklyinshowbusinessbuthislaterlifewasfilledwithmanyturnovers.Hewasnotconsideredaverysmartcookie,wastingmuchofhisdoughonhalf-bakedschemes.Still,evenascrustyoldman,hewasarollmodelformillions.
DoughboyissurvivedbyhissecondwifePlayDough.Theyhavetwochildrenandoneintheoven.Thefuneralwasheldat3:50for20minutes.
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