2)Pageyourselfovertheintercom.Don'tdisguiseyourvoice.
3)Insistthatyoure-mailaddressis:Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.comorElvis-the-King@companyname.com.
4)Everytimesomeoneasksyoutodosomething,askiftheywantfrieswiththat.
5)Encourageyourcolleaguestojoinyouinalittlesynchronizedchairdancing.
6)PutyourgarbagecanonyourdeskandlabelitIN.
7)Developanunnaturalfearofstaplers.
8)Putdecafinthecoffeemakerfor3weeks.Onceeveryonehasgottenovertheircaffeineaddictions,switchtoespresso.
9)Inthememofieldofallyourchecks,write'forsexualfavors.'
10)Replytoeverythingsomeonesayswith,That'swhatyouthink.
11)FinishallyoursentenceswithInaccordancewiththeprophecy.
12)Adjustthetintonyourmonitorsothatthebrightnesslevellightsuptheentireworkarea.Insisttoothersthatyoulikeitthatway.
13)Dontuseanypunctuation
14)Asoftenaspossible,skipratherthanwalk.
15)Askpeoplewhatsextheyare.Laughhystericallyaftertheyanswer.
16)Specifythatyourdrive-throughorderistogo.
17)Singalongattheopera.
18)Gotoapoetryrecitalandaskwhythepoemsdon'trhyme.
19)Findoutwhereyourbossshopsandbuyexactlythesameoutfits.Wearthemonedayafteryourbossdoes.(Thisisespeciallyeffectiveifyourbossisoftheoppositegender.)
20)Sende-mailtotherestofthecompanytotellthemwhatyou'redoing.Forexample,Ifanyoneneedsme,I'llbeinthebathroom,inStall#3.
21)Putmosquitonettingaroundyourcubicle.Playatapeofjunglesoundsallday.
22)Fivedaysinadvance,tellyourfriendsyoucan'tattendtheirpartybecauseyou'renotinthemood.
13)Call911andaskif911isforemergencies.
24)Callthepsychichotlineanddon'tsayanything.
25)Haveyourcoworkersaddressyoubyyourwrestlingname,RockHard.
26)WhenthemoneycomesoutoftheATM,screamIWon!,IWon!3rdtimethisweek!!!
27)Whenleavingthezoo,startrunningtowardstheparkinglot,yellingRunforyourlives,they'reloose!
28)Tellyourboss,It'snotthevoicesinmyheadthatbotherme,itsthevoicesinyourheadthatdo.
29)Tellyourchildrenoverdinner.Duetotheeconomy,wearegoingtohavetoletoneofyougo.
30)Everytimeyouseeabroom,yellHoney,yourmotherishere!
Andthefinalwaytokeepahealthylevelofinsanity....
31)Sendthisjoketoeveryoneinyouraddressbook,eveniftheysentittoyouorhaveaskedyounottosendthemstufflikethis.
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