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PrisonVS.WorkDebate

INPRISON..youspendthemajorityofyourtimeinan8x10cell.

ATWORK..youspendmostofyourtimeina6x8cubicle.

INPRISON..yougetthreemealsaday.

ATWORK..youonlygetabreakforonemealandyouhavetopayforit.

INPRISON..yougettimeoffforgoodbehavior.

ATWORK..yougetrewardedforgoodbehaviorwithmorework.

INPRISON..aguardlocksandunlocksallthedoorsforyou.

ATWORK..youmustcarryaroundasecuritycardandunlockandopenallthedoorsyourself.

INPRISON..youcanwatchTVandplaygames.

ATWORK..yougetfiredforwatchingTVandplayinggames.

INPRISON..yougetyourowntoilet.

ATWORK..youhavetoshare.

INPRISON..theyallowyourfamilyandfriendstovisit.

ATWORK..youcannotevenspeaktoyourfamilyandfriends.
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