Mommyisgoingtoeatyourfingers

AsIwastryingtopackforvacation,my3-year-olddaughterwashavingawonderfultimeplayingonthebed.Atonepoint,shesaid,Mom,lookatthis,andstuckouttwoofherfingers.Tryingtokeepherentertained,Ireachedoutandstuckherfingersinmymouthandsaid,Mommygonnaeatyourfingers!pretendingtoeatthembeforeIrushedoutoftheroomagain.WhenIreturned,mydaughterwasstandingonthebedstaringatherfingerswithadevastatedlookonherface.Isaid,What'swronghoney?Mommy,where'smybooger?