female:Anypartunderacar'shood.
male:Thestrapfasteneronawoman'sbra.
VULNERABLE(vul-ne-ra-bel)adj.
female:Fullyopeningupone'sselfemotionallytoanother.
male:Playingfootballwithoutahelmet.
COMMUNICATION(ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n.
female:Theopensharingofthoughtsandfeelingswithone'spartner.
male:Scratchingoutanotebeforesuddenlytakingoffforaweekendwiththeboys.
BUTT(but)n
female:Thebodypartthateveryitemofclothingmanufacturedmakeslookbigger.
male:Whatyouslapwhensomeone'sscoredatouchdown,homerun,orgoal.
Alsogoodformooning.
COMMITMENT(ko-mit-ment)n
female:Adesiretogetmarriedandraiseafamily.
male:Nottryingtopickupotherwomenwhileoutwithone'sgirlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT(en-ter-tayn-ment)n.
female:Agoodmovie,concert,playorbook.
male:Anythingthatcanbedonewhiledrinking
FLATULENCE(flach-u-lens)n.
female:Anembarrassingby-productofdigestion.
male:Anendlesssourceofentertainment,self-expressionandmale
bonding.
REMOTECONTROL(ri-mohtkon-trohl)n
female:AdeviceforchangingfromoneTVchanneltoanother.
male:Adeviceforscanningthroughall75channelsevery21/2minutes.
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