2.Insteadofanhourglassiconyou'dgetanemptybeerbottle
3.Occasionallyyou'dbringupawindowthatwascoveredwithaheftybag
4.DialogboxeswouldgiveyouthechoiceofAhh-ightorNaaaaa
5.Insteadofta-datheopeningsoundwouldbeduelingbanjos
6.TheRecycleBininWinders'95wouldbeanouthouse
7.Wheneveryoupulledupthesoundplayeryou'dhearadigitizeddrunkredneckyellingFreebird!
8.InsteadofStartMeUptheWinders'95themesongwouldbeAchy-BrakyHeart
9.PowerPointwouldbenamedParPawnt
10.Microsoft'sprogrammingtoolswouldbeVishulBasicandBishulC++
11.Winders'95logowouldincorporatetheConfederateFlag
12.MicrosoftWordwouldbejustthat:oneword
13.Insteadoflattecartswe'dhavegritscarts
14.NewShutdownwav:Y'allcomebacknow,Yahhear?
15.InsteadofVP,MicrosoftbigshotswouldbecalledCuz
16.HardwarecouldberepairedusingpartsfromanoldTrans-Am
17.MicrosoftOfficereplacedwithMicrasawftHenhouse
18.Fourwords:DaisyDukeScreenSaver
19.Well,thefirstthingyouknow,oldBill'sabillionaire
20.Speadsheetsoftwarewouldincludeexamplesininventorydeadcarsinyourfrontyard
21.FlightSimulatorreplacedbyTractorPullSimulator
22.MicrosoftCEO:BubbaGates
23.Insteadofaskingwheredoyouwanttogotoday?it'smorelikeHeymister,canIketcharideintheback?
24.FreeerasertoerasethescribbblemarksoffthescreenwhenusingtheNotePad
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