嬉笑之中仍然可以看到作者那庄严赤诚的灵魂。也许幽默的痛苦并不比痛苦的痛苦弱。
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YouMightBeaRedneck!

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Youthinkthelastthreewordsofthenational
anthemis'startyourengines.'

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Fifthgradewasthebestsixyearsofyourlife.

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Oneofyourkidswasbornonapooltable.

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Ifyourefertothefifthgradeas,yoursenioryear.

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Youthinkthestockmarkethasfencearoundit.

Youknowyeraredneckwhenyoutakealoadtothe
dumpandbringbackmorethanyoutook.

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You'veeverbeeninvolvedinacustodyfightoverahuntingdog.

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Yourgrandfatherdiedandlefteverythingtohis
widow...butshecan'ttouchit'tilshe'sfourteen.

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Thefigurinesontopyourweddingcakewerewearingoveralls.

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Yourfavoriterestauranthasasawdustfloor

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You'veeverburpedandkilledafly

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Thereweredogsinthechurchonyourweddingday

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You'resavinguptogravelyourdriveway.

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You'veeverboughtausedcap.

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Youturnthesprinkleronandtellthekids
it'sawaterpark.

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You'veeverhadtohaveawreckerpullyourcar
outofapotholeinyourdriveway.

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YourweddingcakewasmadebySarahLee

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You'veeverhadadreamaboutbeefjerky.

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Winn-Dixiecateredyourwedding.

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YournotactuallyabletoreadtheRichardPettyStory,
butyousureliketolookatthepictures.

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You'veevertriedtopassanentirefuneralprocession.

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Yourdrivingavehiclewithnooriginalbodyparts.

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Inpreparationforaromanticevening,youstopbythe
grocerystoreforabottleofMr.Bubble.

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Thefireworksstandgivesyouavolumediscount.
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