Whentheprosecutorsseewhoyourlawyeris,theyhigh-fiveeachother.
Hepicksthejurybyplayingduck-duck-goose.
Hetellsyouthathehasnevertoldalie.
Abigsigninhisofficesays:Don'taskme.
HisLawFirmisDewey,Cheathm&How!
HeaskstheJudge,Howisyourwifeandmykids?
Aprisonguardisshavingyourhead.
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