ThePerfectHusband.

Thereareseveralmeninthelockerroomofaprivateclubafterexercising.Suddenlyacellphonethatwasononeofthebenchesrings.Amanpicksitupandthefollowingconversationensues:Hello?Honey,It'sme.Areyouattheclub?Yes.Great!Iamatthemall2blocksfromwhereyouare.Isawabeautifulminkcoat...Itisabsolutelygorgeous!!CanIbuyit?What'stheprice?Only$1,500.00Well,OK,goaheadandgetit,ifyoulikeitthatmuch...AhhhandIalsostoppedbytheMercedesdealershipandsawthe2001models.IsawoneIreallyliked.Ispokewiththesalesmanandhegavemeareallygoodprice...andsinceweneedtoexchangetheBMWthatweboughtlastyear...Whatpricedidhequoteyou?Only$60,000...OK,butforthatpriceIwantitwithalltheoptions.Great!Beforewehangup,somethingelse...What?Itmightlooklikealot,butIwasreconcilingyourbankaccountand...IstoppedbytherealestateagentthismorningandIsawthehousewehadlookedatlastyear.It'sonsale!!Remember?Theonewithapool,EnglishGarden,acreofparkarea,beachfrontproperty...Howmucharetheyasking?Only$450,000...amagnificentprice,andIseethatwehavethatmuchinthebanktocover...Well,thangoaheadandbuyit,butjustbid$420,000.OK?OK,sweetie...Thanks!I'llseeyoulater!!Iloveyou!!!Bye...Idotoo...Themanhangsup,closesthephone'sflapandraiseshishandwhileholdingthephoneandaskstoallthosepresent:Doesanyoneknowwhothisphonebelongsto?