EngineerinHell

Anengineerdiesandreportstohell.Prettysoon,theengineergetsdissatisfiedwiththelevelofcomfortinhell,andstartsdesigningandbuildingimprovements.Afterawhile,they'vegotairconditioningandflushtoiletsandescalators,andtheengineerisaprettypopularguy.OnedayGodcallsSatanuponthetelephoneandsayswithasneer,So,how'sitgoingdownthereinhell?Satanreplies,Heythingsaregoinggreat.We'vegotairconditioningandflushtoiletsandescalators,andthere'snotellingwhatthisengineerisgoingtocomeupwithnext.Godreplies,What???You'vegotanengineer?That'samistake--heshouldneverhavegottendownthere;sendhimuphere.Satansays,Noway.Ilikehavinganengineeronthestaff,andI'mkeepinghim.Godsays,SendhimbackuphereorI'llsue.Satanlaughsuproariouslyandanswers,Yeah,right.Andjustwhereareyougoingtogetalawyer?