They'retoohardtoretrain.
Howdoyouknowwhenablondehasusedyourcomputer?
There'swhite-outalloverthescreen.
Whydidtheblondefreezetodeathatthedriveinmovie?
ShewenttoseeCLOSEDFORTHESEASON.
WhydidtheblondewriteTGIFonhershoes?
Toremindherthattoesgoinfirst.
Whatdoyoudoifablondethrowsapinatyou?
RUN!!!-she'sgotagrenadeinhermouth!
Whatdoyoudowhenablondethrowsahandgrenadeatyou?
Pullthepinandthrowitback.
Whatdoyoucall9blondesstandinginacircle?
Adopering.
Whathappenedtotheblondeicehockeyteam?
Theydrownedinspringtraining.
Whydidtheblondescalethechain-linkfence?
Toseewhatwasontheotherside.
Howdoyougetablondoutofatree?
Wave
Howdoyoumakeablonde'seyestwinkle?
Shineaflashlightintheirear.
Whatdoesablondeandabeerbottlehaveincommon?
They'rebothemptyfromtheneckup.
Whatdoesablondeowlsay?
What,what?
What'stheBlonde'scheer?
I'mblonde,I'mblonde,I'mB.L.O.N....ah,ohwell..
I'mblonde,I'mblonde,yeayeayea...
ABlondeandabrunettewerewalkingoutsidewhenthebrunette
said,Oh,lookatthedeadbird.TheBlondelookedupandsaid,Where?
Twoblondeswerewalkingthroughthewoodsandtheycametosome
tracks.Thefirstblondesaid,Theselooklikedeertracks.
Theotheronesaid,No,theylooklikemoosetracks!They
arguedforquiteawhile.Infact,theywerestillarguingwhen
thetrainhitthem.
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