Theguysaysoutloud,Geez,Iwonderwhathappenedtothisparrot.
Iwasbornthisway,saystheparrot.I'madefectiveparrot.
Ha,ha,theguylaughs.ItsoundedlikethisparrotactuallyunderstoodwhatIsaidandansweredme.
Iunderstoodeveryword,saystheparrot.Iamahighlyintelligent,thoroughlyeducatedbird.
Yeah?theguyasks.Thenanswerthis:howdoyouhangontoyourperchwithoutanyfeet?
Well,theparrotsays,thisisalittleembarrassing,butsinceyouaskedI'lltellyou.Iwrapmylittleparrotpenisaroundthiswoodenbar,kindoflikealittlehook.Youcan'tseeitbecauseofmyfeathers.
Wow,saystheguy,youreallycanunderstandandanswer,can'tyou?
Ofcourse.IspeakbothSpanishandEnglish.Icanconversewithreasonablecompetenceonalmostanysubject:politics,religion,sports,physics,philosophy...andIamespeciallygoodatornithology.Yououghttobuyme.Iamagreatcompanion.
Theguylooksatthepricetag.$200!hesays.Ican'taffordthat.
Pssst,theparrothisses,motioningtheguyoverwithonewing.NobodywantsmecauseIdon'thaveanyfeet.Youcangetmefor$20--justmakeanoffer.
Guyoffers$20andwalksoutwiththeparrot.Weeksgoby.Theparrotissensational.He'sfunny,he'sinteresting,he'sagreatpal,heunderstandseverything,sympathizes,givesgoodadvice.Guyisdelighted.
Onedayguycomeshomefromworkandtheparrotsays,pssst,andmotionshimoverwithonewing.Guygoesupclosetothecage.
Idon'tknowifIshouldtellyouthisornot,saystheparrot,butit'saboutyourwifeandthemailman...
What?saystheguy.What?
Well,theparrotsays,whenthemailmancametothedoortodayyourwifegreetedhiminasheernightgownandkissedhimonthemouth.
Whathappenedthen?askstheguy.
Thenthemailmancameintothehouseandliftedupthenightgownandbeganpettingherallover,reportstheparrot.
OhNo!theguysays,Thenwhat?
Thenheliftedupthenightgown,gotdownonhiskneesandbegantolickherbody,startingwithherbreastsandslowlygoingdownanddown...
Theparrotpausesforalongtime.
Thenwhat....whathappenedNext...WHATHAPPENED?saysthefranticguy.
Idon'tknow,saystheParrot,Ifelloffmyperch.
tag标签分类：长笑话