Onlywhenhe’sdrunk!

Adriverisstoppedbyapoliceofficer.Thedriverasks,What'stheproblemofficer?Officer:Youweregoingatleast75ina55zone.Man:Nosir,Iwasgoing65.Wife:Oh,Harry.Youweregoing80.(Themangiveshiswifeadirtylook.)Officer:I'malsogoingtogiveyouaticketforyourbrokentaillight.Man:Brokentaillight?Ididn'tknowaboutabrokentaillight!Wife:OhHarry,you'veknownaboutthattaillightforweeks.(Themangiveshiswifeanotherdirtylook.)Officer:I'malsogoingtogiveyouacitationfornotwearingyourseatbelt.Man:OhIjusttookitoffwhenyouwerewalkinguptothecar.Wife:OhHarry,youneverwearyourseatbelt.Themanturnstohiswifeandyells,SHUTYOURMOUTH!TheOfficerturnstothewomanandasks,Ma'am,doesyourhusbandtalktoyouthiswayallthetime?Thewifesays,No,onlywhenhe'sdrunk.