TheThreeBears

It'sasunnymorningintheBigForestandtheBearfamilyisjustwakingup.BabyBeargoesdownstairsandsitsinhissmallchairatthetable.Helooksintohissmallbowl.Itisempty!Who'sbeeneatingmyporridge?hesqueaks.DaddyBeararrivesatthetableandsitsinhisbigchair.Helooksintohisbigbowl.Itisalsoempty!Who'sbeeneatingmyporridge?heroars.MummyBearputsherheadthroughtheservinghatchfromthekitchenandyells,ForPete'ssake,howmanytimesdowehavetogothroughthis?ItwasMummyBearwhogoupfirst.ItwasMummyBearwhowokeeverybodyelseinthehouseup.ItwasMummyBearwhounloadedthedishwasherfromlastnightandputeverythingaway.ItwasMummyBearwhowentoutintothecoldearlymorningairtofetchthenewspaper.ItwasMummyBearwhosetthetable.ItwasMummyBearwhoputthecatout,cleanedthelitterboxandfilledthecat'swater&fooddish.Andnowthatyou'vedecidedtocomedownstairsandgracemewithyourpresence....listengoodbecauseI'monlygoingtosaythisonemoretime.......Ihaven'tmadethe@#*%porridgeyet!!