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Top10SignsYou’veGotABadISP...

1.Theircompanylogoistwotincansandalengthofstring.

2.Youcheckouttheiraddress,andit'saphoneboothcontainingaCompaq
portableandanacousticcoupler.

3.Theirchieftechnicalofficerlivesina10-foot-by-7-footshackinthewoods.

4.Theirproudboast:We'vebeenontheInternetsinceitwasCBradio.

5.Theirpromomaterialsusethewordsinformationandsuperhighway
inthesamesentence.

6.YouorderanSLIP/PPPconnection,email,and2MBofserverspacefor
yourpersonalWebsite,andthevoiceontheotherendofthephoneasks,
Wouldyoulikefrieswiththat?

7.AsseeninBetterBusinessBureauspecialreports.

8.Accessspeedsupto9,600BPSinmostareas.

9.TheyhawkbothdomainnamesandRolexesonthestreetcorner.

10.Theychargefore-mailanddownloadsbytheword.
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