Thosewhohaveitwouldbedevastatedifitwereevercutoff.
Thosewhohaveitthinkthatthosewhodon'taresomehowinferior.
Thosewhodon'thaveitmayagreethatit'sneat,butthinkthat
it'snotworththefussthatthosewhohaveitmakeaboutit.
Manyofthosewhodon'thaveitwouldliketotryit.(e-mailenvy)
Itcanbeupordown.It'smorefunwhenit'sup,
butitmakesithardtogetanyrealworkdone.
Inthelongdistantpast,itsonlypurposewas
totransmitinformationvitaltothespecies.
Somepeoplestillthinkthat'stheonlythingitshouldbeused
for,butmostfolkstodayuseitjustforfunmostofthetime.
Ifyoudon'tapplytheappropriatemeasures,itcanspreadviruses.
Ifyouuseittoomuch,you'llfinditbecomes
moreandmoredifficulttothinkcoherently.
Wetendtoattachanimportancetoitthatisfar
greaterthanitsactualsizeandinfluencewarrants.
Ifyou'renotcarefulwhatyoudowithit,
itcangetyouintoalotoftrouble!
Ifyoustayonittoolongyourhandscrampup.
Wifegivesyoufunnylookwhenaskedtokissit.
Ifcaughtusingsomeoneelse's;youbetterhaveagoodreason.
Hardtosleepatnightifithasn'tbeencheckedinawhile.
Sometimesyoudreamyourusingit,thenwakeupandrealizeyoudid.
Thestuffyougetfromitissometimeshardtoswallow.
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